im a person. i live in providence ri. i think things. lots of things. i like to tweet. i tweet things that i think. but sometimes 140 characters aint enough. so here i am. love it. live it. or leave it alone.

17th February 2014

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@vickrock “u put chips in your sandwich? What is this, summer camp? Grow up. You’re like 48”

Can’t even eat in peace around these ppl yo lol

@vickrock “u put chips in your sandwich? What is this, summer camp? Grow up. You’re like 48”

Can’t even eat in peace around these ppl yo lol

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18th December 2013

Post reblogged from All about Ghana with 86 notes

everything-ghana:

i hate telling people im from ghana and theyre like “really you dont look ghanaian” 

ok what does a ghanaian look like foolish goat

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14th December 2013

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Lmao I sound crazy… Just know the excitement is REAL. #Twerk #Twerk #Twerk #40sandshorties

Tagged: twerk40sandshorties

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14th December 2013

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God no. Please no. They ruined Nextel. Don’t let them touch my beloved T-Mobile. Please.

God no. Please no. They ruined Nextel. Don’t let them touch my beloved T-Mobile. Please.

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12th December 2013

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This is the ORIGINAL mindblowing reason I was on the dmv site. Donate a toy today and get a front of line pass at the dmv. This is real just saw it on the news… #toysfortots #everyonegetsapricelessgift #brilliant

This is the ORIGINAL mindblowing reason I was on the dmv site. Donate a toy today and get a front of line pass at the dmv. This is real just saw it on the news… #toysfortots #everyonegetsapricelessgift #brilliant

Tagged: brillianttoysfortotseveryonegetsapricelessgift

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11th December 2013

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Wtf is a “flight”? If one more middle aged white person walks in here and asks me for a “Jordan flight” Imma lose my shit

Chronicles from a sneaker store employee vol 1 #cfasse

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5th December 2013

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Scandal got me like “where is ja rule? I need to make some sense of this”

Scandal got me like “where is ja rule? I need to make some sense of this”

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5th December 2013

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It’s bad when @coops2scoops starts praying for me… I Musta really crossed the line this time

It’s bad when @coops2scoops starts praying for me… I Musta really crossed the line this time

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5th December 2013

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12/5/13: I ordered Twerk socks. Eff the internet.

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4th December 2013

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The best jokes from everyone’s favorite goofy dad, The Walking Dead's Rick Grimes.

I’ve never seen the show (yea yea sue me) but this is pretty funny. Poor kid lol

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